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  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
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  The other said, "What did you say?" He said, "Well, I started to say to my mother, "Pass the hot cross buns....
• I am here. Wish you were fine!
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  One of the men gets out and goes into the office....
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  How am I feeling?" Beverly: "Other than a few bumps and bruises, I'd say you feel fine for a man of a hundred and forty-seven....
• Two drunks sitting at the bar. One drunk says, "Hey, did you hear about the new ice cubes with the hole in the middle?
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