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No One On His Deathbed Ever Said, I Wish I Had Spent More Time On My Business.
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No one on his deathbed ever said, I wish I had spent more time on my business.
-- Paul E. Tsongas, quoting a letter from a friend.
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Alas, I am dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed
Alas, I am dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]