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• Why, in the Cape, the rain beats down so hard,it makes your head bleed.
  Oh...some sort of hat is probably in order. -- Raleigh and Edmund : Potato...
• Someday we will live in a world free of shallow people who make judgements based on physical appearance.
  Until then, make your color and perm appointment at the Jon Giannos Salon....
• Belle: Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so insistent.
  Bart: He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these bras....
• Take time to develop your personality.
• Try to develop your own personality.
• She was the sort of person whose personality would be greatly improved by a terminal illness.
• He was the sort of person whose personality would be greatly improved by a terminal illness.
• Someone busted into Rosa Parks' house, stole some money and slugged her.
  One guy saw the alleged assailant on the street, chased him, tackled him, and held him until the police came and got him....
• My advice to actresses is don't worry about your looks.
  The very thing that makes you unhappy in your appearance may be the one thing to make you a star....