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• Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
  .. Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working....
• Marge: Springfield doesn't want places like this. Belle
  I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar. Marge...
• Belle: Oh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz. He got out of bed too fast and broke his hip.
  Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight? Belle...
• Belle: When you work the door, the main things are to greet the visitors and toss out the troublemakers.
  Bart: Ah, the ol' greet'n'toss. No problemo. Belle...
• Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
  Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and....
• Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
  [both walk off whistling] Bart: What time?...
• Bart: Wow, man, what _is_ this place? Belle: I prefer not to be called "man.
  My name is Belle, and this is the Maison Derriere....
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...