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No smoke or sparks... hmm... Must be a software problem.
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moke test n. 1. A rudimentary form of testing applied to electronic equipment following repair or reconfiguratio
in which power is applied and the tester checks for sparks, smoke, or other dramatic signs of fundamental failure....
moke test: n. 1. A rudimentary form of testing applied to electronic equipment following repair or reconfiguratio
in which power is applied and the tester checks for sparks, smoke, or other dramatic signs of fundamental failure....
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
There must be a demand for useless software.
Quote #662 The problem of software process change are often complicated by the fact that no one is responsible to make it happen.
If software process improvement isn't anybody's job, it is not surprising that is doesn't get done!...
The following appeared as part of a memo from the president of Automate, a company that manufactures automobiles.
"It has come to my attention that Sparks, Inc., the manufacturing company that just moved into our state, is advertising job openings at salaries that are twice as high as those paid to our experienced assembly-line workers....
HTS: Halt and Throw Spark
There are sparks coming out of the printer. Is that normal?
fry 1. vi. To fail. Said especially of smoke-producing hardware failures.
More generally, to become non-working. Usage: never said of software, only of hardware and humans....