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• No smoke or sparks... hmm... Must be a software problem.
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• 0133 Ever fix a hardware problem in software? 0134 ... Vice versa? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• ivitz /sniv'itz/ n. A hiccup in hardware or software
  a small, transient problem of unknown origin (less serious than a snark). Compare glitch....
• How many hardware guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem....
• How many software testers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. We just recognized darkness, fixing it is someone else's problem....
• ivitz: /sniv'itz/ n. A hiccup in hardware or software
  a small, transient problem of unknown origin (less serious than a {snark})....
• Quote #662 The problem of software process change are often complicated by the fact that no one is responsible to make it happen.
  If software process improvement isn't anybody's job, it is not surprising that is doesn't get done!...
• In case of fire, yell "FIRE!