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• Better to love amiss than nothing to have loved.
  -- George Crabbe (1754-1832) -- Tale xiv, The Struggles of Conscience...
• Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.
• It is better to how nothing than to learn nothing.
• Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
  Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
• Hockey - playing is better than watching, which is better than nothing
• It is better to know useless things than to know nothing.
• You are going to have a new love affair.