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• The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.
  -- Milt Barbe...
• Skiers do it spread eagled.
• Skiers do it with poles.
• Skiers go down fast.
• Water Skiers do it with cuts.
• Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of sky that's thought to be empty.
  It's my hope that it's not. Bart: So what am I supposed to do exactly?...
• Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.
  M. daily. -- In a hotel in Athe...
• WATER SKIERS come down harder.
• Most skiers are people who jump to contusions.