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Visitors are expected to complain at the office between
the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
-- In a hotel in Athens
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fencepost error n. 1. [common] A problem with the discrete equivalent of a boundary condition, often exhibited in programs by iterative loops.
From the following problem: "If you build a fence 100 feet long with posts 10 feet apart, how many posts do you need?...
The only time our girls looked good at the Munich Olympics was in the village discotheque between 9 and 11 every night.
fencepost error: n. 1. A problem with the discrete equivalent of a boundary condition, often exhibited in programs by iterative loops.
From the following problem: "If you build a fence 100 feet long with posts 10 feet apart, how many posts do you need?...
RECEPTION AREA: The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade magazines like Modern Plastic
Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World, while the receptionist blithely reads her own trade magazine....
Reception area, n: The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade magazines like Modern Plastic
Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World, while the receptionist blithely reads her own trade magazine -- Cosmopolitan....
The world ends at 8 P. M.... Film at 11.
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skie...
Your cat may have 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily...
Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.