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Now...'Any History Of Insanity In The Family?'...Tell You What, I'll Just Cross Out The 'in'.
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Now...'Any history of insanity in the family?'...Tell you what,
I'll just cross out the 'in'...'Any history of _sanity_ in the
family?'...(writes)...'None whatsoever'...
-- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
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Free Family History! Just run fer office...
Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you. -- Iphicrate
You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other time in history.
-- Kenneth Parke...
So - what _is_ a robber button? A rotten borough, sir. -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
-- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you. -- Iphicrates (c. 419-318 BC)
As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty