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• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! He's got a _boat_, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Goodbye Millionaire's Row, hello room 12 of the Budley-Salterton Twilight Rest Home for the Terminally Short of Cash.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
  That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• Now...'Any history of insanity in the family?'...Tell you what, I'll just cross out the 'in'.
  ..'Any history of _sanity_ in the family?'...(writes)....
• I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'.
  Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz....
• Oh? And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler?
  Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...