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And The Lord Did Grin. And The People Did Feed Upon The Lambs And Sloths And Orangutans And Breakfast Cereals And Fruit Bats.
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And the Lord did grin. And the people did feed upon the lambs and sloths
and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...
-- The Holy Book of Armaments
Related:
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bi
in thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and....
High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seve
Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits....
Don't feed the bats tonight.