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Now Hear This! The Father/son Sack Race Will Begin In 5 Minutes On The North Lawn.
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"Now hear this! The father/son sack race will begin in 5 minutes
on the north lawn. Participation is MANDATORY, repeat MANDATORY!"
-- The Simpsons
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NOW HEAR THIS, THE FATHER-SON SACK RACE WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES ON THE NORTH LAWN.
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