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• Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?
  "I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted....
• Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
  "An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have said 'Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now....
• I don't know what you mean by 'glory', Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
  Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...
• I don't know what you mean by `glory,'" Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
  Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...
• You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers That your lectures bore people to death.
  Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year -- Don't you think that you should save your breath?...
• I beg your pardon?" said Alice. "It isn't respectable to beg," said the King.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
  "An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked my advice, I'd have said `Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now....
• Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
  An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have said `Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now....