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I Beg Your Pardon?" Said Alice. "It Isn't Respectable To Beg," Said The King.
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"I beg your pardon?" said Alice.
"It isn't respectable to beg," said the King.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Glass"
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