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• The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
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• Fate is a river; free will is a paddle.
• Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
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• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...