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• We're getting a lot of government these days, but we'd probably be worse off if we were getting as much as we're paying for.
  -- Olin Mille...
• Balance the budget. Declare politicians a game species!
• Stop and think about this for a minute. Here is a guy running for President that is willing to spend umpteen million dollars to obtain the office
  and while you are right there in his presence, he is telling you how he is going to balance the budget....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Aren't you glad you're not getting all the government you pay for now?
• The following appeared in a memo from a budget planner for the City of Grandview.
  "To avoid a budget deficit next year, the City of Grandview must eliminate its funding for the Grandview Symphony....
• Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff.
  I've been getting free stuff all day! Look at this swell bucket of house paint....
• Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
  ..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!...
• The only solution is...a balance of power. We arm our side with exactly that much more.
  A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all....