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We're Getting A Lot Of Government These Days, But We'd Probably Be Worse Off If We Were Getting As Much As We're Paying For.
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We're getting a lot of government these days, but we'd probably be worse
off if we were getting as much as we're paying for.
-- Olin Miller
Related:
Now that the government is going to balance the budget, it is up to the rest of us to budget the balance.
Some folks think we are getting too much government these days....
Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
-- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a lot of relatives on the train for home.
If this is a free country, why are we paying so much for it?
Marge: Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to paying off the mortgage.
[pause] Homer+Marge: [getting a flash] Hey....
This is getting out of hand! We should seek GROUPer therapy!
T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...