Now, when there are billions of people and not so many trees, it is
sustaining to imagine what it might be like to open one's flowers on
a spring afternoon, or to stand silently, making food out to sunlight,
for a thousand years.
-- David Rains Wallace - "The Klamath Knot"
How many
Christians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it
to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out
to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told,
their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of
darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in
"the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together
in "his" name....
