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And Then There Was Pac-Bell's Resident Expert On Fiber-optic Communications.
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And then there was Pac-Bell's resident expert on fiber-optic
communications. Sort of a specialist in light conversation.
Related:
light pipe n. Fiber optic cable. Oppose copper.
light pipe: n. Fiber optic cable. Oppose {copper}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
Asking PAC BELL for advice is like asking IRS tax advice.
Any pre-cut equipment is too short. This is specially true of optic fiber cables with expensive connectors at both ends.
-- Vuilleumier's First Law...
Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work.
Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn't work....
Argument is the worst sort of conversation. Jonathan Swif
Resident Vampire
Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the worst sort of reading.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)...
How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare....