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• Asking a group of scientists to revise their theory is like asking a group of cops to revise the law.
  -- Barr's Inertial Principle...
• Asking when [Saddam Hussein] will be overthrown is like asking when the economy's coming back.
  -- An aide to President Bush...
• Asking whether machines can think is like asking whether submarines can swim.
• Hey, Roger, does... on, on this, you know, if I'm gonna, if I, if I decide on my gesture over there.
  .. is that all right?... You don't mind?...
• Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.
• Lisa goes to the Lincoln Memorial to ask advice from Abe Lincoln, but tons of tourists are there asking him for advice so he can't get his say in.
  So he then goes to the Jefferson Memorial, and she's the only person there....
• Third Law of Advice: Simple advice is the best advice.
• Simple advice is the best advice. -- Third Law of Advice
• Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.
  -- Christopher Hampto...