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No, You *CANT* Use My Toothbrush!
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No, you *CANT* use my toothbrush!
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If you cant read this, then plug the computer back in.
A scientist would rather use another scientist's toothbrush than to use his terminology.
I'd love to, but... I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
-- 89 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
-- Clifford Stoll...
Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush? -- Homer, "I Love Lisa
Reel programers cant spel
Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
-- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered....