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• I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world?
  You're holding it in your hand." And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts....
• No, you *CANT* use my toothbrush!
• The power to destroy the world by the use of nuclear weapons is a power that cannot be used--we cannot accept the idea of such monstrous immmorality.
  -- Linus Pauling, _No More War_ (1958) US scientist, Nobel Prize for Chemistry 1954...
• Certified Rocket Scientist.
• You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.
  Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer....
• You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.
  Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer....
• Back off, buddy. I'm a scientist.
• I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
  I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet....