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Nursy! I Like 'em Firm And Fruity! Am I Pleased To See You, Or Did I Just Put A _canoe_ In My Pocket?
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Nursy! I like 'em firm and fruity! Am I pleased to see you, or did I
just put a _canoe_ in my pocket?!!
-- Lord Flashheart : Bells
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