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Thanks, Bridesmaid. Like The Beard. Gives Me Something To.
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...Thanks, bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to...hang
on to!!...
-- Lord Flashheart : Bells
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I've got a plan!! And it's as _hot_ as my _pants_!!!! -- Lord Flashheart : Bell
Nursy! I like 'em firm and fruity! Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a _canoe_ in my pocket?
!! -- Lord Flashheart : Bell...
It is customary on these occasions for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.
..I assume you wish to honour this...? ...I do. -- Melchett and Baldrick : Bell...
The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. -- Guindo
Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....
I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past _me_!
Well, go to Spain. There are millions of 'em. -- Percy and Edmund : Bell...
Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair-- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him.
-- Cardinal de Richelieu...