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• First rule of public speaking. First, tell 'em what you're goin' to tell 'em
  then tell 'em; then tell 'em what you've tole 'em....
• You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
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• Who sez Amelhicans are rhazy?
• QUESTION AUTHORITY. (Sez who?)
• But Huey, you PROMISED!" "Tell 'em I lied.