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Objects Are Lost Because People Look Where They Aren't Instead Of Where They Are.
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Objects are lost because people look where they aren't
instead of where they are.
-- Miller's Corollary
Related:
Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are.
If all is not lost, then where is it?
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: The location of all objects cannot be know simultaneously.
Corollary: If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear....
Where ever you look there is a fault...
Judge people by what they are, not where they are.
Where windows clean people.
It's nice to be in a position where people apologize because they assume there's humor in your work, based on past experience, but they're not sure where it is.
-- Rob Pike...
Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend because he couldn't remember where he had laid her.