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Objects Are Lost Only Because People Look Where They Are Not Rather Than Where They Are.
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Objects are lost only because people
look where they are not rather than where they are.
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Objects are lost because people look where they aren't instead of where they are.
-- Miller's Corollary...
Television only proves that people will look at anything -- rather than each other.
If all is not lost, then where is it?
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
hung: [from `hung up'] adj. Equivalent to {wedged}, but more common at UNIX/C sites.
Not generally used of people. Syn. with {locked up}, {wedged}...
cycle crunch n.,obs. A situation wherein the number of people trying to use a computer simultaneously has reached the point where no one can get enough cycles because they are spread too thin and the system has probably begun to thrash.
This scenario is an inevitable result of Parkinson's Law applied to timesharing....
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. -- Ann Lande