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• Say what you will about rock and roll music. It has opened up a whole new field of employment to those who otherwise would not be able to find a job either playing an instrument or singing or both.
• I turn on my television set. I see a young lady who goes under the guise of being a Christia
  known all over the nation, dressed in skin-tight leather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rythm of the music as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage and the band plays the contemporary rock sound which cannot be differentiated from songs by the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone else....
• It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool.
  But the young fool has got to grow up to be an old fool, before he can realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool....
• Too old to rock 'n roll, too young to die. -- Jethro Tull
• Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
• The trouble with playing a trick on a highly intelligent man like Mr.
  Teller is that the *time* it takes him to figure out from the moment that he sees there is something wrong until he understands exactly what happened is too damn small to give you any pleasure!...
• Trumpet players blow the best>
• There are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky And it's no good whining About a silver lining For we know from experience that they won't roll by.
  .. -- Noel Coward...
• They don't give a damn if it takes one-tenth the RAM, It ain't what *they* call "structured code".
  .. -- from "The Sultans of Software...