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Hey Kid! Santa Isn't Coming This Year...I Killed Him!
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Hey kid! Santa isn't coming this year...I killed him!
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A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad right?
And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you know when I'm sleeping?...
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Of course he's dead--I killed him.
Bart: How can you like that guy? Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?...
They finally had to stop Millet's pie-eating contest this year, when a guy was killed in it.
The cow sat on him....
I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
I took my kid to the children's zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
Hey Kid! This ain't no library! Beat it!
Hey, kid... where's your tagline?