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Of Course, It's Very Easy To Be Witty Tomorrow, After You Get A Chance To Do Some Research And Rehearse Your Ad Libs.
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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a
chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
-- Adams
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So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
I asked. He blinked at me as if I were stupid. Well what do you think you do?...
There are four things that you can do with the hurts that come into your life
urse them; curse them; rehearse them; or reverse them....
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything as mind-bogglingly useful as the Babel fish could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NON-existence of God.
"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing....
Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place.
It is in fact very easy. -- Fenchurch in "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish" by Douglas Adam...
Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous .
.. After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the seats locomote through a short tunnel filled with clock-work dinosaurs....
Someday you will get your big chance -- or have you already had it?
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
And when they've given you their all, some stagger and fall.
After all it's not easy beating your heart up against some mad bugger's wall. -- Roger Wate...
Someday you'll get your big chance -- or have you already had it?