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And The Total Key To Understanding Life At Microsoft "Do Not Adjust Your Mind, It Is Reality That Is Malfunctioning.
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...and the Total Key To Understanding Life At Microsoft
"Do not adjust your mind, it is reality that is malfunctioning."
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Reality is in the mind of the beholder.
Reality is only a state of mind.