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• Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics become a CPA.
  -- Jim Murray (to young sportswriters)...
• Do you have statistics to back up that statement?
  -- One of the world's worst questions -- Jane Goodsell...
• Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
• It's not what you tell people, it's what you show them.
• Never tell them what you wouldn't do. -- Adam Clayton Powell
• Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
• What I tell you three times is true.