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• A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.
  -- Mr. Dooley...
• A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.
  -- Mr. Dooley...
• Every man's wit must come from every man's soul, and no other's body. -- Laurence Ste
• Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again.
  Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question?...
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
• Well, there were sixty-eight people there, and sixty-two of them had no more desire to throw a stone than you had.
  Satan! Oh, it's true. I know your race. It is made up of sheep....
• Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.
• Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
  That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....