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• There has been some discussion in the court on the subject of your best man.
  ..and I thought it might be the moment to...bring the subject to a....
• I'm off to the queen. Shall I come too, my lord? No.
  ..better not, people might think we're friends. -- Edmund and Percy : Head...
• Gold! Pure gold! ...Are you sure? Yes, my lord. Behold.
  .. Percy...it's _green_. -- Percy and Edmund : Money...
• Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you Percy?
  Perhaps, my lord... That you, Percy, Lord Percy......
• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Did you...miss me? I certainly did. Many was the time I said to myself.
  ..'I wish _Percy_ were here...' Oh!... '...being tortured instead of me....
• The fashion these days is towards the tiny... Well, in that case, Percy, you have the most fashionable brain in Britain.
  -- Percy and Edmund : Head...
• Tis said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so through learned discussion, he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
  Yes, I'd heard that. ...Personally, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best....