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• Tis said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so through learned discussion, he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
  Yes, I'd heard that. ...Personally, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best....
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
  ..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• Did you...miss me? I certainly did. Many was the time I said to myself.
  ..'I wish _Percy_ were here...' Oh!... '...being tortured instead of me....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Yes Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is _gold_.
  That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered if indeed it has a name....
• Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
  I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
• Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....