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  Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's Club which is strictly for Men....
• Two swords slashing at each other only sharpen one another.
• Boxing is the only sport in the world where two men get paid for doing something to each other that if they did otherwise
  hey would get arrested for doing, particularly if one or both of them had been drinking beforehand....
• The superpowers often behave like two heavily armed blind men feeling their way around a room, each believing himself in mortal peril from the other, whom he assumes to have perfect vision.
  Each tends to ascribe to the other side a consistency, forsight and coherence that its own experience belies....
• Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now none of them was important.
  I'm Kent Brockman. [scene shows Burns being loaded into an ambulance] At three p....
• Homer talks to Mindy on a monitor] Burns: Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers.
  That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention....