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Boxing Is The Only Sport In The World Where Two Men Get Paid For Doing Something To Each Other That If They Did Otherwise
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Boxing is the only sport in the world where two men get paid for doing
something to each other that if they did otherwise, they would get arrested
for doing, particularly if one or both of them had been drinking
beforehand.
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