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Oh, To Be Only Half As Wonderful As My Child Thought I Was When He Was Small, And Only Half As Stupid As My Teenager Now Thinks I Am.
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Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was
when he was small,
and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
-- Rebecca Richards
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