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• Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent.
  I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid....
• Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
  -- Rebecca Richard...
• It's MY life, MY body, MY baby. I can kill it if I want to.
• Blessed is the man that endureth temptation; for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life.
  -- New Testament -- James i, 12...
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Fat, drunk, and stupid is the only way to go through life.