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Oh Would I Were Dead Now, Or Up In My Bed Now, To Cover My Head Now, And Have A Good Cry!
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Oh would I were dead now,
Or up in my bed now,
To cover my head now,
And have a good cry!
-- Thomas Hood (1798-1845)
-- A Table of Errata
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Sleep is a death; oh, make me try By sleeping what it is to die, And as gently lay my head On my grave as now my bed!
-- Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682) -- Religio Medici, Part ii, Sect. xii...
You're In The Army Now A location in a foreign land, / Uncle Sam does the best he can.
/ You're in the army now. / Oh oh, you're in the army, now....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Oh that my words were now written! oh that they were printed in a book! -- Job xix. 23
Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...
Now you have to pound the table, and jump up and down.
Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
GOOD-NIGHT, everybody.. Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my pet LEISURE SUIT!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy. Ashleigh Brillia