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Oh That My Words Were Now Written! Oh That They Were Printed In A Book! -- Job Xix.
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Oh that my words were now written! oh that they were printed in a book!
-- Job xix. 23
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My desire is ... that mine adversary had written a book. -- Job xxxi, 35
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