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• When my looks say yes, how can I say no? -- Al Bundy
• How many people in a Burger King advert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger....
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
  Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Home...
• Al Bundy - An inspiration. A role model.
• Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
• Hand me that dolphin burger. Yeah, the one in styrofoam.
• Burns: One, two, three, four. Up, down, three, four.
  [Homer sweats, gasps, and stammers.] Carl...