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  He forgot to eat. Sometimes he'd resent having to leave the deck to use the toilet....
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  You want to count it? he asked Yonderboy. No, the Panther Modern said....
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  It is reported that at Sun this word is often said with reverence....
• What the hell--nobody said life was safe. -- William Reiche
• And then Adam said, "What's a headache?
• Why, she would hang on him, As if increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?
  "I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted....
• Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
  I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage....