Yo Momma So Poor She Was In K-Mart With A Box Of Hefty Bags.

Yo Momma So Poor She Was In K-Mart With A Box Of Hefty Bags.

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Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,
"What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

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