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Old English Majors Don't Die, They Burn In Hell.
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Old English majors don't die, they burn in hell.
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Old Math majors don't die, they decompose to a specific, mathmatically determined formula.
Old mercenaries never die. They just go to hell and regroup.
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, sayin' 'This will be the day that I die....
Old habits die hard.
die horribly v. The software equivalent of crash and burn, and the preferred emphatic form of
An old cloak makes a new jerkin. -- Age-old English Proverb
The feeling persists that no one can simultaneously be a respectable writer and understand how a refrigerator works, just as no gentleman wears a brown suit in the city.
Colleges may be to blame. English majors are encouraged, I know, to hate chemistry and physics, and to be proud because they are not dull and creepy and humorless and war-oriented like the engineers across the quad....
In the fields of Hell where the grass grows high Are the graves of dreams allowed to die.
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. -- A. Rand