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Old People Shouldn't Eat Health Foods. They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.
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Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they
can get.
-- Robert Orben
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -- Robert Orbe
Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America.
If I'm not there, I go to work -- Robert Orbe...
Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America.
If I'm not there, I go to work" -- Robert Orbe...
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
-- Robert Orbe...
I need all the help I can get!
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
-- Robert Orbe...
Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet -- and making mettings end.
-- Robert Orbe...
Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter.
Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't. -- Robert Orbe...