Omag: "Where's The Waiter? Isn't There A Waiter In This Sorry Place?

Omag: "Where's The Waiter? Isn't There A Waiter In This Sorry Place?

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Omag: "Where's the waiter? Isn't there a waiter in this sorry place?!"
Riker: "Is there a problem?"
Omag: "Yes. I need more napkins!"
Riker: "Use your sleeve."
Omag: "What did you say?!"
Riker: "Use one of their sleeves, I don't care."
-- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8

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