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• A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
• When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look.
  When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen....
• Zero raised to the nth power remains zero. -- Pop Baslim
• Let no man call you wise, you might make a liar of him.
• Leela: Ah, maybe they're right, maybe Nibbler is dumb.
  Fry: Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb but I proved them!...
• When a liar gets pharyngitis, he loses his vice. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
  -- Bob Dyla...
• Some professors asked a monk to lecture to them on spiritual matters.
  The monk ascended a podium, struck it once with his stick, and descended....
• I travel with the wind & listen to it's voices.