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Once I'm Done With Kindergarten, I'm Going To Find Me A Wife.
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Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
-- Concerning the proper age to get married
-- Bert, AGE 5
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Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
-- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...
To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch
I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
-- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Manuel, age 8...
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
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It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.
I don't need that kind of trouble. -- The great debate...
If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein] out of there, even putting a contract out on him, if the CIA still did that sort of a thing, assuming it ever did, I would be for it.
-- Richard M. Nixo...
My father used to tell me, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, Abraham Lincoln had a job.
When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....